The first time I played Presidents as a drinking game was during my first week in college, at a group of seniors’ house on the same sports team as me. I was ready for the games I was used to; Kings, Beirut, 7-11-Doubles, and Flip Cup were our games in high school. Someone suggested we played this card game called “Asshole,” and I thought, “Hey, why not? New game!”

Words cannot describe my shock when someone described how to play. It was like the color “red” had actually been “blue” my entire life.