The Octodog Frankfurter Converter (via Bri) is making my feel very uncomfortable in a Freudian way. This, uh, device is another Michigan original, straight out of Livonia. How can that be appetizing? Do kids really shy away from
lips and assholes hot dogs, whereas they flock to all things octopus?
If that’s not enough Michigan invention for you then check out a new condom (via MeFi) created here in sweet home Ann Arbor. What’s wrong with this state? Also, when dealing with contraceptive devices, consider not referring to it as "baby."